JOKES

 

Photo of the day: What is wrong with this picture

If this woman was a Nigerian she would make money dancing in front of a musician at 'owambe' parties,because she would be showered with money for being 'blessed' by some money miss road.

Do not try this at home

Curvy girls get all the loving,i reckon this lady spends a lot of time behind closed doors practicing her skills.

Akpos was brought before a judge to answer for his crime. After a long trial the judge finally gave the verdict and passes her sentence.

JUDGE: All evidence proves that you are guilty, your punishment is either five thousand naira or one month in jail.


AKPOS: Errr...Ok. I will take the five thousand naira in cash. Thank you!

Jealous husband
HUSBAND: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love.
HUSBAND: Are you sure?
WIFE: Yes.
HUSBAND: Turn on the blender.
WIFE: (turns blender on)
reeereeeereeee
HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day
HUSBAND: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love
HUSBAND: Are you sure?
WIFE: Yes
HUSBAND: Turn on the blender
WIFE: (turns blender on)
reeereeeereeee
HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye
The next day, the husband decides to go
home without notice, and finds his son
alone and he asked him son where is
your mother?
SON: I don't know, she went out with
the blender.